Tuesday, March 19, 2019

ISIS Are “Rubbish Terrorists” Who “Lack Focus And Ambition”

Not-So-Secret MI6 Agent Harriott has criticised troubled terrorist group ISIS for piggybacking on other people’s work and for not having English subtitles in their promo videos.

By Steven Cron, in Politics on .

In a secret interview today MI6 Special Agent Harriott told Bluffington the organisation’s current position on struggling terrorist group ISIS:

Agent Harriott’s identity has been concealed for security reasons

They used to be alright y’know. Now they are totally shit. Their video propaganda looks like it was made by an A-Level student with a gun. You can’t even understand what they’re going on about most of the time which is pretty embarrassing for a club that claims the West is their biggest enemy. They leave a lot to be desired.

Their marketing is also lackluster – they don’t even have a YouTube channel.

ISIS stands for Islamic State in Iraq and Syria and is an extremist militant group that rules by Wasabi/Salami law. In Arabic, the group is also known as Dalglish. Agent Ainsley reassured Bluffington that the group will be forced to go into administration within the coming months.

“I’m not a terrorist” – Kenny Dalglish

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