Everybody knows one of these people. That smug bastard that apparently defies all known science and doesn’t feel the after effects of a heavy drinking session.
Local man Daniel Broadbent was shocked to discover he was unable to unlock his Samsung device with his thumbprint after spending over an hour in the bath.
Absurd startup company ‘Part Time Pets’ have received immense criticism over its service to supply terminally ill pets to owners who “Don’t have the time for a long-term commitment”.
Roger Hayes from Brashfield has created an Internet storm after turning out to be a racist despite his forewarning of not being one.
What’s so convenient about driving to some dingy office in an industrial estate to sell your car for less than half its value? How the fuck are you supposed to get home?
Clifford Crisp from Spamsley has become the first man in the country to lay a huge egg. …more fake news…
Ikenna Agócs has admitted today that he stole the job of an investment banker whilst he was on his lunch break.
“We came for eggs. we left eggless” were the harrowing words of a distraught Kentish mother who took her children to the annual Eggsworth easter egg hunt this weekend.