Everybody knows one of these people. That smug bastard that apparently defies all known science and doesn’t feel the after effects of a heavy drinking session.
Fortunately for the non-liars among us a new medical report shows that these people are barely drinking a bottle of wine and then getting an early night.
Bluffington interviewed legitimate medical professional Dr Concocted about the report’s findings:
At first we were intrigued by the possibility that some people’s genetic makeup made them invulnerable to hangovers. Unfortunately this turned out to be based on unsubstantiated anecdotal evidence from people who didn’t know how to get drunk.
I’m talking proper blackout fucked-up kind of drunk like when you start jumping in bushes and shit. When your body is 10% vodka and you’re one drink away from permanently ending your eternal pain. Anybody who says they don’t get hangovers is a bare-faced liar.